“GET OFF THE ROAD!”

Mommy and Nate building a tower out of blocks:

N: mommy, you need this block?
M: nope
N: why?!
M: I don’t need that one.
N: no? That makes me sad…
M: oooh I’m sorry!
*N smiles slyly*

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Mommy and Nate driving, mommy hits a pot hole:

N: what that?!
M: I hit a bump.
N: the car too big for the road.
M: our car is to big for the road?!
N: yes, turn off the engine
*M dying with laughter*
N: TURN OFF THE ENGINE!!!!! GET OFF THE ROAD! NOW MOMMY!

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To almost every yes or no question:

N: yes or not?

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Outside a Canadian tire:

N: is that a strawberry?
E: Yes… yes it is (Not having looked at their logo that way before)
N: No seeds though….

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Nate brushing his teeth:

M: Make sure you get the back ones *schushschsushschsush*
N: Stop making that noise, it’s annoying